– Judy Garland
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
– Author unknown
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
– Author unknown
We were given two ears but only one mouth 'cause God says that listening is twice as hard as talking.
– Freddie Ravel
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
– Author unknown
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.
– Author unknown
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
– Author unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
– Author unknown
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
– Jane Wagner
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
– Erica Jong
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
-Unknown
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"
---Unknown
"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!"
---Unknown
In order to succeed your desire of SUCCESS should be greater then you fear of FAILURE.
The Only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke
Girls mature much faster than boys, so guys just don't even try to catch up. Girls have layers guys don't understand layers.
- Splinter
You know when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.
- Julie Eleanore de Lespinasse
Before a person can say "I disagree", they must first be able to say "I understand".
-G. Fee
I know you didn't bring me out here to drown so why am I 5ft under and upside-down?
-Lifehouse
All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quite room alone.
- Pascal
In the book of life the answers aren't in the back.
-Charlie Brown
Surviving a zombie apocalypse would depend on the person I am, do I just want to survive or do I value the lives of my fellow staff members and that would make the difference between living and dying.
-Miedema
Everybody is a genius. but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it's going to live it's whole life thinking it's stupid.
- Albert Einstein
We don't put up walls to keep people out. we put up walls to see who cares enough to break them down.
-Unkown
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with, the girl in the dress cried the whole way home.
-Taylor Swift
No one laughs at God when their airplane starts to uncontrollably shake, no one's laughing at God when they see the one they love hand in hand with some one else and hope they're mistaken.
-Unknown
Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today.
-Unknown
Hopes and Dreams are like teardrops in the rain, they get lost in reality.
-Unknown
No one can change a person but a person can be the reason why somebody changes.
-Spongebob
Is it better for a girl to sleep a hundred year and be kissed and awakened by the Right Prince than to stay awake and be kissed a hundred times by the Wrong Frog?
- Unknown
Life is what happens while your busy making other plans.
-John Lennon
Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell dragons exist, but because they tell dragons can be beaten.
G.K. Chesterton
Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger
but they will never be you.
-Unknown
There is no path to Peace, Peace is the path.
-Gandhi
It has bee said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting it's sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessons but is never gone.
-Rose Kennedy
Without friends no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods.
- Aristotle
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
-Willa Cather
if you wait to do everything for the right time you'll probably miss the only chance you got.
-Unknown
The Mystery of Love is Greater than the Mystery of Death.
-Unknown
A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing he won't pull the trigger.
-Spongebob Square pants
Destiny is for losers. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.
-Blair Waldorf
Seeing people change isn't what hurts. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.
-Unknown
Happiness is a Journey not a destination.
- Ben Sweetland
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
-Wayne Dyer
Bite of more than you can chew, than chew it.
-Hamster
There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me".
-Unknown
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
-Marilyn Monroe
I don't want them to change me in there, turn me into some kind of monster I'm not.
-Peeta
I believe that what doesn't kill simply makes you stronger.
- The Joker
Guys and girls are like chess and checkers.... they're both on the same board but we're playing two completely different games.
-Unknown
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die like fire and powder which as they kiss consume.
-Shakespeare
if you don't understand my silence how will you understand my words?
-Unknown
I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
-Unknown
People are like Muffins: just shows how things(people) may be Unattractive on the outside but really sweet and awesome on the inside. Like muffins!!!
-Toren
"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics"
- Anonymous
"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions"- Anonymous
"Born to be wild - live to outgrow it"
Anonymous
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!"
- William S. Burroughs
"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry" - George Ade
"Your my man the final keys to my master plan you got my world in the palm of your hand" - Fake I.D.
"Guys are like lava lamps; cool to look at but not very bright." - don't know
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think" - Jean Bruyere
"I'm awesome, and your jealous." - Josie Choe
"Life is a highway" - Rascal Flatts
"Halfway There"- Bon Jovi
"I don't want the one I can live with, I want the one I can't live without"- Terri Clark
"When will the Mirror stop telling lies?" -Kerrie Roberts
"I've had my moments" -Emerson Drive
"If you wanna get out alive; run for your life" -Three Days Grace
"so what if you can see the darkest side of me? no one will change this animal I've become." - Three Days Grace
"I want you to love me like my dog"
"Today was a Fairytale" -Taylor Swift
"If you get to close I'm gonna hurt you, I can't trust you I'm never gonna come through" - Hedley
"Mothers and Fathers let your children go; if they come back they'll come home stronger and if they don't you'll know.." -Good Charlotte
"I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night he's got to be strong, he's got to be fast and he's got to be fresh from the fight" -Bonnie Tyler
This is not a home, I'm better off alone" -Three Days Grace
"I can feel the night beginning separate me from the living" -Evanescences
"You thought you were there to guide me you were only in my way." - Three Days Grace
"50 thousand tears I've cried screaming, deceiving, and bleeding for you and you still won't hear me." -Evanescences
"If I don't feel the music when he holds me how am I suppose to dance?" -Teri Clark
"Pain without love, pain can't get enough, pain I like it rough cause I'd rather feel pain then nothing at all" -TDG
"meet me in the pouring rain, kiss me on the side walk, take away the pain" -TS
"Grab my hand and take me dancing" -Jessie James
"No I'm not one them posi'n pretty boys" -Jason Meadows
"I've given up the search for reality...now I'm just looking for a good fantasy"
"I don't lie...even if I do sometimes withhold information"
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it"
Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge. ~Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~Malachy McCourt
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
-David Weatherford
However long the night, the dawn will break.
-African Proverb
In three words, I can sum up life: it goes on. - unknown
Courage is not the absence of fear, but simply moving on with dignity despite that fear. - Unknown
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. ~ Byrd Baggett
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. ~ Maria Robinson
The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. - Unknown
There’s no need to miss someone from your past. There’s a reason they didn’t make it to your future. - Unknown
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao Tzu
Life is a disease; sexually transmitted and fatal.
"Daddy I may find my Prince but you'll always be my king"
"she is a great actor. But there is a twist to this story. Her stage was the world and her acting hides the truth"
"she's strong because she knows what its like to be weak. She keeps a guard up because she knows what its like to cry herself to sleep"
"Your dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady" - Edith Head
"Do what you can with what you've got wherever you are."
Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
"It's not your circumstances that shape you, it's how you react to your circumstances."
Anne Ortlund
"Anyone can become angry-that is easy, but to become angry with the
right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right
purpose, and in the right way-that is not easy."
Aristotle
Aristotle
"Walking with a friend in the darkness is better then walking alone in the light" - Helen Keller
"Never allow someone to be your priority, while allowing yourself to be their option."

